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MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3
Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.
by KJ May 13, 2005
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Haslingden High School

A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.
Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...
by RobbyW June 30, 2009
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Hastings

Hastings is a town in East Sussex. Full of crack heads and sesh head teenagers that are all on bar watch. Home of the crazy sock lady.
Person 1: where you going mush?
Person 2: Just down to Hastings for a couple drinks

Person 1: Fuck that your probably get attacked by the chavs outside maccies and the underage girls in crowleys will defo try and suck you off for coke.
by Percy Firmer December 24, 2019
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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer
Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now
by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019
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Cock hawking

The noise(s) one makes when sucking a cock or cocks.
Brittany was cock hawking last night, she’s a real loud cock hawker.
by Tabl December 19, 2020
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husking the corn

a) shucking the cob b) burping the worm c) grazing the meat rod d) masturbating e) stroking your penis
Husking the corn is a skillful activity that takes strength, agility, and a go-getter mentality!
by barfffff August 1, 2007
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