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handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth
i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank
by gimdive January 11, 2004
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Handstand

This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.
I totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!
by Mojock June 23, 2009
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Hankster

Hankster is the new term for gangster, defined and created by puregoya. It means the ultimate, pinnacle of gangster. When you are hankster, you are like all those gangstas you see out there put together with your original gangster status to make hankster.
Damn nigga, that nigga goya is HANKSTER.
by puregoya October 23, 2008
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handstand sex

Handstand sex is When the girl is doing a handstand well the man is on the bed putting his penis inside of her
Me and my girlfriends are going to have some handstand sex tonight because I am feeling very freaky and my girlfriend is very kinky
by Yourmumsyuckyclit April 20, 2018
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Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat
He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower
by mrsdigi December 17, 2008
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afghanistan handstand

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage
“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand
by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022
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Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand
Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole
by Desi Harris May 2, 2005
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