A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.
My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.
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Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
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