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wet cowboy handkerchief

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.
My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.
by salty cracker June 21, 2017
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plow handles

When a girl has two pony tails to use as hadle to smash sex organs.
Dude I had to grab her by the plow handles for maximum penetration.
by TheYoungChap December 19, 2018
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Umbrella Handle

dude 1: bro guess what
dude 2: what bro?!
dude 1: i totally stuck an umbrella handle up my arse!
by y’alloutherewilin1234 December 19, 2019
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rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.
Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.
by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010
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squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003
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having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
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HAndroid

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.
by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017
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