When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.
by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010
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Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018
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When a girl handcuffs you and proceeds to give you a blowjob.
She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She walked back in front of me and got on her knees. She proceeded to remove my boxers and pulled them down to my ankles, causing my throbbing erection to spring out. She grabbed my shaft with one hand and enveloped my cock with her mouth.
I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.
I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.
Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.
“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”
But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.
I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.
I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.
Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.
“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”
But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.
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You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
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