chinese handcuffs

Two guys inside a gal at the same time, one in her pussy or ass (doggy style) the other in her mouth. As they are moving, it resembles 2 fingers stuck in chinese handcuffs. see also roasting

We pounded her like she was chinese handcuffs!

by gee low December 23, 2005

Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.

Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.

by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018

Irish handcuffs

when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.

by jonesy June 23, 2004

Pink Handcuff

When your fingering a girl and you get your whole hand inside, wrist deep and can't pull out.

"I was with Melissa last night and I got a Pink Handcuff. It sucked so bad."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

video handcuffs

Mostly used in combination with verbal handcuffs, when someone forces you to watch the latest YouTube video (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The person typically will come up behind you and hijack your own internet session and force you to sit there and watch, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out or were doing something else. Examples: no or subdued reaction to video, eyes shifting away from screen, looking at your watch, checking your phone. Video handcuffs can sometimes go on for minutes or hours as the first video can lead into an endless string of more videos.

See verbal handcuffs

Office Guy: You've got to see this video on I saw on YouTube!

Office Girl: (Stares blankly)

Office Guy: James Gandolfini roughs up this fan! It's crazy!

Office Girl: Uh-huh.

Office Guy: Oh man, that was messed up, wasn't it? Hey, did you see the one when that weather dude yells at Carol Costello?

Office Girl: (Thinks fuck me, video handcuffs)

by tankapotomus February 25, 2010

Handcuff Hunnie

A female that likes to be handcuffed by a law enforcement officer. Preferably to a head post.

I went out with this girl on tinder last night. When she found out I was a cop, she told me she wanted me to cuff her to the bed. She was a total Handcuff Hunnie.

by Joeycamp03 February 10, 2022

Nerd handcuffs

When you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.

Joe: How was last night?
Henry: Pretty bad. I was in nerd handcuffs and couldn't eat or sleep at all. At least leveled up a bunch!

by theoneandonlykevar December 08, 2015