Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011

Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

by Founders People November 2, 2010

Handy J

slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.

She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.

by Bojangles December 29, 2004

Handy-Sam

The act of grabbing a person's hands and shoving them down your pants with the hopes of getting a handjob.

So I gave Brittany the ol' Handy-Sam last night, and she went with it!

by SammyD23 May 20, 2010

handbasket

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

by oddkin May 5, 2005

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015