Skip to main content

handmaiden

A women who serves the patriarchy; i.e. Cool Girl. Handmaidens either defend, support or claim to love pornography, pedophilia, rape, incest, BDSM, surrogacy, egg donation, transgenderism and prostitution etc. They often deflect arguments against feminists with "but but but... women to it tooooooo". Many handmaidens claim to be (liberal) feminists and will attempt to euphemize and appropriate women's subjugation by rebranding it "empowering" or "feminist", such as "feminist porn" or "sex work empowurrs me rawrz". Supporting the trans lobby, the porn industry is a handmaiden's cause.
This thread is full of libfem handmaidens.
by Xina May 9, 2017
mugGet the handmaiden mug.

Handango

A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)
The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.
by Little Handango March 18, 2008
mugGet the Handango mug.
Related Words
Handam handyman Handmaiden Handa handjams handome haddams HaNam Hanamaru Hanami

handman

it is the man of hand. historically from the land of kingston, he has historical connections to the shocker and the houdini.
handman, man of hand, will show you the shocker if you don't listen up
by Jzito December 17, 2006
mugGet the handman mug.

handimacced

To be handicapped from the Microsoft world using a Mac computer.
Can you export the list to excel for me on your PC? I'm handimacced.
by Lamonster717 December 22, 2009
mugGet the handimacced mug.

Hanham's Law

Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.
by tickles mcgee July 16, 2013
mugGet the Hanham's Law mug.

Handsmell

When you masturbate, put your hand to your nose, and inhale sharply. Best done before you wash your hands.
Levi: Dude, my handsmell last night was next level!

Ben: Mine was too bro!
by iveLam00 June 4, 2016
mugGet the Handsmell mug.

handmart

half handsome, half smart. One stop shop for all thing foreplay.
Kevi pleases all my needs (sexually), hes such a handmart.
by Gainzzdesai December 14, 2017
mugGet the handmart mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email