The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.
Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.
by Roaaaar April 26, 2009
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by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
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Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop
Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop
Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth
by AngryDan July 9, 2003
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1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011
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My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.
I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
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Eponym referring to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who spun off the DVDs-by-mail service that had defined his company's success, re-branded it poorly, and retained the Netflix name for online streaming in the belief that it alone was the future of the industry.
Eponym referring to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who spun off the DVDs-by-mail service that had defined his company's success, re-branded it poorly, and retained the Netflix name for online streaming in the belief that it alone was the future of the industry.
It's important that we promote green energy, but we need to stop reed-hasting, or we'll just end up throwing more money at failing companies like Solyndra.
by ChunAsperEndao September 23, 2011
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"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?
by MisterGross March 12, 2013
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