"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.
by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017
Get the helisexual mug.A gorgeous intelligent girl with long flowing hair. She has a good sense of humor and very artistic. Her brain is always on the go and she has bright ideas. Halize' is a great person to know.
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A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.
Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
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by halseynotthesinger May 5, 2019
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Usually a great actress and loves helping others.
She has a kind heart and everyone loves her, i mean whats not to love?
They are the picture of perfection.
All girls are jealous of her and all the boys want her.
She is also very smart.
Usually a great actress and loves helping others.
She has a kind heart and everyone loves her, i mean whats not to love?
They are the picture of perfection.
All girls are jealous of her and all the boys want her.
She is also very smart.
by SheWhoMustNotBeName January 17, 2011
Get the Halie mug.Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.
by Social Justice League February 8, 2017
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