haggard knumbskulls

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.

Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!

by dad April 26, 2003

haggard ass bitch

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."

Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*

by Kai* July 11, 2006

L. Ron Haggard

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.

"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2

by NickMacLean April 14, 2010

Haggard

The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness

Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...

by Crispy Onions January 23, 2009

haggard

to look tired, used up, happy after a session of gay sex

dude looked haggard coming out of the bath house.

by beyman November 12, 2008

Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Ugly As Hell, Nasty

Matt- OMG bro did you see that chick??

Nick- Ya man ehh shes ugly as hell airdaaaah!!

Matt- Bro that chick is Haggard she looks like she got hit by a train!

by Chaldean Person June 25, 2009

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005