I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

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by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

dont hate me cuz you aint me

A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.

Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.

Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me

by Chris Waltham August 1, 2010

I hate it here

A phrase said usually on stan Twitter when coming across something on the timeline or replies that is nasty, cringy, or just outright wrong.

Can also be said when referring to hellish irl situations that you wish you could escape.

*scrolling stan twitter on a normal day*
*sees dick pic, porn, and/or nasty imagines *
Twitter status: WTF I HATE IT HERE

by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

hatearound

Someone with an intense dislike that needs to to distance themself for where I'm at .

You can just get your self out of here and go Hatearound somewhere else , because I got plenty of haters already.

by M. Hated Eylar May 24, 2020

hate crush

Someone so irritating that they are constantly on your mind in the way that a crush would be. They might even turn up in the odd fantasy.

Sarah Jessica Parker bugs me so much it's almost hot -- she might be my hate crush.

by Quentin Grey April 29, 2009

They hate us cause they anus

From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.

by Chris C December 25, 2014