haven

girl that not only has a bush but a clown nose on her face.

somewhat looked upon as bisexual and when she sees someone is jealous of, she goes PHSYCO. unwanted by all normal boys and lies as a daily routine. a backstabbing physco bush bitch.only pretends to be your friend to use you for information.

Channon: Whoa, you might wannna stay away from that girl, she is a Haven.

Dale: Yeah, i know.. But you should be nice despite her evil ways and get her some Vagisil brand ointment for that stinch coming out of her pants.

Channon: I threw some in her yard after we egged it last night, so I am the bigger person! Let's go to chuch!

Dale: Yes! Yay God!

by GetSommaThis! October 19, 2010

Haven

Haven is a tall girl who can be a real big bich she can be really mean but she is beautiful on the outside but powerfully mean in the inside. Haven is a girl that has dark hair and likes about every guy so sees. She has big boobs and likes to buy bras. She likes having sex and kissing other people.

Ew that Haven

Yeh that bich

by Sara Vang January 16, 2018

haven

usually extremely ugly, weird ass smile, double chin, fat stomach

haven looks like mcdonalds favorite customer has she ever heard of a treadmill.

by salad barrr January 11, 2009

haven

the worse teacher, who is boring and a lacorte. also likes to give head to special students in detention
::cough::cal::cough::

our teacher is such a haven!

by Bob January 5, 2004

haven

A idiotic red girl with color changing eyes and dirty brown curly hair. She is an extremely stupid and idiotic human being who is ugly and fat too.

Your such a haven!

by Haven. November 28, 2016

Haven

a girl who has bright blue eyes and silky blonde hair she is also very athletic.

Haven has such beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair.

by hSAVEN March 27, 2017

Haven

a nasty ass hoe who loves trying to get with ya boyfriend while trying to bully your fine ass. Wears clothes 5x too small

If the Havens touch my boyfriend imma have to fuck her up

by Apple butter b*tch November 11, 2019