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hatch patch

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."
by Roberto Mung December 8, 2014
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Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod
Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool
by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016
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Hatch back

Means that your convertible car has the "Hatch" or the top open/ laid back.
"dude, check out the mustang with the hatch back. There's two hot girls ridin' in it."
by One_fool_less February 3, 2010
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Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011
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Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013
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Hatch Trimmer

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!
He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !
by instadick February 28, 2019
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