Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.

Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.

by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022

Hallway Sex

You and your wife pass each other in the hallway, look over at each other and say, "Fuck YouI".

It's been so long and me and the wife are in such a rough patch right now that all we have is hallway sex.

by paperdoll0614 February 21, 2012

Hallway Cancer

While in the Hallways of a crowded area (commonly a school), the people who stand around doing nothing and end up getting in the way of those trying to pass. The cancer continues to grow as more people join the group eventually blocking the entire hallway.

I was late to History because the Hallway Cancer was especially bad today.

by Fraser91 May 25, 2008

hallway sex

Saying, "Fuck you" to each other as you meet going opposite directions in the hallway.

Sue and I have hallway sex nearly every day. We see each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" to each other.

by scatophile July 10, 2010

hallway sex

when passing your wife in the hallway and you both utter "fuck you". Not as pleasurable as most other forms of sex.

"Fuck you" she said, "Fuck you" he said.

by Webster October 15, 2003

Hallway Hoe

Someone's bitch as hoe. Can be male or female. Even a literal bitch. Hallway Hoe is an insult meaning your someone's bitch ass hoe.

Whats my hallway hoe. Your my bitch ass hoe.

by The @realdonaldtrump November 8, 2017

hallway rat

A large collection of annoying misfits occupying the hallways of your high school. Typically they are sitting, running, kissing, listening to music directly in your path and are of general annoyance to everyone.

Hallway rats can easily be identified by overly baggy sweatshirts, clusters of people sitting and obstructing your path, anybody who has their headphone's volume cranked high enough so the whole hallway can hear them, two lovers who cant break apart making out in the hallway, or any group of white kids who hang out in the hallways and try to look gangster.

On my way to englsh class i had to carefully walk through a group of hallway rats who all decided to sit down in front of my classroom door.

Some scraggy looking hallway rat ran straight into me in the hallway and made me drop my books.

An annoying hallway rat was walking in front of me in the hallway with his music cranked up way too loud.

by machisimobadass January 21, 2010