Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Gamer Gunk

Gamer Gunk is an accumulation of dead skin cells and hand sweat that form on any given controller while gaming for long periods of time. It is a waxy substance that some pro gamers believe actually helps them play better by providing a bit of "grit."

"Mang0 lost the tournament after washing his controller, he didn't have any gamer gunk."

by Voidgames January 1, 2023

grunka

Swedish slang for masturbating while crying

I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.

by Yamata October 17, 2017

I'm gooping/I'm gunking

A word that you say when you feel proud of your actions, and what you just did.

"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."

by The gunker March 22, 2023

gunkus

The combination of beer, cigarettes and hate sweat that gets all over your shoes while in a bar.

I can't believe I got this gunkus all over my shoes last night!" "While at the bar, Steve slipped in some gunkus and got it all over his pants.

by juiceboy123 June 28, 2011

Fish Gunk

A type of fish dish that's well known in the barbarian community. But, if places don't sell it, things can go south very well as this will endue immediate rage and will ruin everything in its vicinity

"Hey sir, may I take your order?"
"Yea! Of course" "Do you guys have Fish Gunk?"
"We do not sell that sir, we don't even know what that is"

"You what?!?!?!?!?!"

basically the waitress died

by R'Fe' July 8, 2021

gunkai

1)Mandarin Chinese: Fuck off - literally, to roll away.
2)Something to tell your friends to say to local people when visiting Mainland China.
3)Something I would write on people if I were a Tattoo artist

Pronounced gwun kai in the third and first tone respectively - with the "ai" in kai pronounced the same as the English "eye"

1)
Street seller: Would like to by watch, I have many watch bag shoes!
Tourist: Gunkai!
2)
Friend1:How do you say excuse me in Chinese in the most polite way possible?
Friend2:It's "Gunkai", and the louder you say it the more polite it is - that's a normal language habit in Chinese
3)
Tatoo artist: Can I reccommend this asian symbol?
Customer: What does it mean?
Tattoo Artist: Peace and love and harmony.

by ThisKevin July 25, 2006