guelching

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

Gelch

The art of massaging one’s gooch

My girlfriend and I had an intense gelch session last night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

glelching

Glelching is when a person slices open a victim and slurps up their insides with chopsticks like a hot bowl of ramen noodles.

Person 1: Yo! You got any plans for Saturday?
Person 2: I'm gonna go glelching!
Person 1: WHAT THE FU-

by Shoe_Consumer April 14, 2024

gaelchud

A young misinformed Irish youth that has become enthralled with far-right ideology

"what's wrong with Thomas?"

"oh he's a gaelchud"

by Gaelchud August 16, 2024

Glelchion

When a petite girl of a very young age sucks a dick of at least 400 pound black guy with jittery excitement sucks until he nuts or until his dick falls of because of the extreme suction.

Yo your sis totally gave jack Glelchion

by John Killian April 25, 2024

gelch

when in doggy or missionary, (for gay men) the gooch is brushed by your partners tongue down to the anus. Then the partner insterts said tongue into anus very vigourously.

Jason gelched Dorian the other day and it was very saucy.

by Shushumga May 13, 2024