gwelch

to bite a fart bubble (fart under water), especially your own

When I take a bath, I like to get tweaked and gwelch until the water gets cold.

by therealYaweh January 4, 2009

gwelching

The act of which requires two men, a tube, and a trained gerbil. Basically a combo of felching and gerbiling. One man ejaculates into the rear end of one man while the other does the same to guy #1. Then a tube is inserted into the anus of both men, and a gerbil goes into one of their buttholes, sucks the cum out of their butthole, crawls to the other man's butthole and places his own sperm into his butthole, the action is repeated.

"Yeah me and my boyfriend tried gwelching the other day."
"How was it?"
"Kind of itchy."

by King Kawndum February 28, 2010

Gwelching

An act of sexual expression during which the man enters the woman from her eye socket.

Ewwww! I just saw Mr. Macintosh gwelching teacher in the art supply closet!

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Gwelch

The act of pouring your cousin's semen into a spray can and emptying it all in your eyes

I had a fun gwelch with my cousins last night at the disco

by tylxrc December 30, 2023