GURT

the mixture of shit and cum after two gay men have sex.

Jimmie "Dude i totaly just shit out all that Gurt!" Alex "MMM now i can eat it all up, yummy!"

by THURST 360 March 6, 2008

gurt

a cigarette, etymology= cigarette -> cigurt -> gurt

Hey, got a spare gurt?

by MikeyV43 August 31, 2008

gurt

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

gurted

tired, sleepy, passed out

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

by Jim Diesel January 19, 2004

gurt

1,the new term for the use of gunt as an insult.
2,a name. for like a turtle/turt.

1,that guy is such a gurt.
2, gurt the turt.

by ralph p. nis October 3, 2006

gurt

noun: the item sold at YouGurt
verb: to gurt, the act of eating gurt

Hey man, lets go get our gurt on!

by Madd!zzle July 4, 2008

Gurt warrior

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

by Gurthvin May 17, 2019