Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.

Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!

by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020

double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.

Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!

by fastcache October 9, 2011

Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.

Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.

by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018

Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.

Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.

by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010