Guitarist's Nipple

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.

"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."

by dr.teets September 19, 2012

guitarist

a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily

'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'

by anony mouse July 4, 2004

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

the worlds best guitarist

jimi hendrix... he's the god...

all along watch towers
little wing
angel
wind cries mary

by godstool June 11, 2006

guitarism

The way a guitar is played. How a guitarist makes his guitar speak to others.

The Guitarism of Jimi Hendrix was total funk while Eric Clapton's guitarism is pure metal.

by Ray Rose July 17, 2006

Guitarbage

Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.

"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."

"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."

by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011

Guntering

The act of poking one's nose up another's anus.

I hope he's washed his asshole thoroughly, I'm Guntering him tonight.

by tommy boi12 January 4, 2014