Gundie

A black male with foul breath and a hard dick the size of a human thumb.

“Sam is a gundie”

by Luvbbbb December 29, 2018

Guddle

To cradle one's "GUT" in an act of loneliness.

1) "My girlfriend dumped me lastnight so I guddled myself to sleep."

by ssxboarder02 April 24, 2009

gaddiel

A large gelatinous creature. It is usually found in it natural habitat which is generally indoors. It is allergic to sunlight, sweat, and hard work. It prefers to eat non-stop, and does not need water to survive. It relies on sugar for it's energy.

Boy: Hey wanna go people watching at McDonald's?
Girl: Um... sure, but I only ever see gaddiels flocking there, and I always lose my appetite.

by seamonkey7772 October 19, 2011

giddie giddie

What it sounds like when Punjabs talk.

Arrrr giddie giddie giddie sir.

by jjboy February 20, 2005

gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.

by RayJay April 14, 2004

Guddi

Name for a person who is very weak and cries a lot

Guddi is dumb

by GUDDI February 24, 2017

VIDDIE GIDDIES

Video Games

"Hmm, I don't really feel like programming right now...I think it's time for VIDDIE GIDDIES!"
--used by master web architect and gamer extraordinaire, Richard Ziade

by Amysha December 7, 2002