goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

guaswap

What hispanics mom call ¨whatsapp¨

¨ Hermana mandame un mensaje en el guaswap¨

by Lily Frostbite May 4, 2022

goatshe

An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus

Peegee: check out this goatshe image
Friend: *fapfapfap*

by Peegee October 29, 2007

dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

gatstar

n. A gatstar is an individual who is particularly skilled at the firing of handguns, also called 'gats.'

Gangbanger 1: I ain't runnin' from no muthafuckin' cops, I ain't no trackstar.

Gangbanger 2: But you is a gatstar!

by beefstew69 June 1, 2009

totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

goatse.cx

Good raging material

goatse.cx is fucking sick

by Joy December 19, 2003