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Guantanamo Rick

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
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Logan garth

Oh he/she is such a logan garth
by Englash professor October 28, 2018
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Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.
Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.
by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022
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Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit
1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok
by Tipsy T June 19, 2008
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Garth Marenghi

Fictional character devised by comedians Matt Holness and Richard Ayoade. Garth is a successful (but yet poorly skilled) horror writer and first appeared first appeared on stage with the Mighty Boosh during their Hen and Chicken residency.

Holness' Garth Marenghi appeared on Channel Four, UK Television in 2004 on a series called "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace which was a spoof of 70s and 80's Television shows written by Holness and Ayoade. In Darkplace, Garth (played by Holness) intern plays the character 'Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.' or 'Dag' as his "buddies" refer to him. He plays a Doctor in a hospital called 'Darkplace' where the gates of hell have been opened. The comical spoof sees Rick battling evil forces as well as tending to patients.

Channel Four have announced a Darkplace film and an interview series from Ayoade and Holness playing the Darkplace Characters.
"Greetings traveller, I'm Garth Marenghi. Most of you will probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers."
by F-l-e-a August 19, 2006
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Guantanamera

Standin at the bar, with a Cuban cigar. Guantanamera eyein' me from far!
by AndrewDriZzle October 1, 2007
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gnartist

Someone who makes creative use of the word gnar.
Although utterly ridiculous, even non-gnartists can appreciate this skill.
Matt: "Dude, gnar we there yet? We gotta shred gnar PRONTO, but first I'm gonna gnarf some pizza."

Rich: "Shut up man, your breath already smells enough like gnarlic"

Mike: "Wow, you guys are gnartists"
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