Groated

A combination of great and goated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.

by Zaxazy July 30, 2021

Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.

Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"

by Ironpanion May 5, 2022

Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.

I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.

by duckydude August 20, 2022

groat

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.

Ronaldo is the GROAT in football

by FabRomano July 14, 2022

GROAT

GREATEST RETARD OF ALL TIME

what the fuck are you saying, you groat

that guy kanye west, he's the groat!

by jayjeyjai October 2, 2022

Groated

To aggravate a group or single entity into focusing their attacks on you

That guys groated leave him alone

by groatsergue2floodowl May 6, 2024

Groatchrum

1: A chubby, wrinkley, yet wise old man with a monotone voice. Groatchrums are often lawyers, or school professors and have a tendency to be overly serious, yet have a wealth of knowledge at the same time.

2: A slang word for an elephant.

1: Hey David, who teaches your math class? I have Dr. Thurman and he is such a groatchrum, I really wish I would have taken a different class. He is sooo boring.

2: Hey mom! Look over there next to the giraffe, it is a big groatchrum!

by tdawg223 May 13, 2024