glumpenshcramble

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022

The grampening

A point in ones life which takes place after the normal adult stage and before the "always has a bowl of expired werthers originals" stage in which a person is grumpy and unpleased all the time

"Hey have you guys talked to Jim lately? He seems really grumpy ... I think he's going through the grampening"

by grampening victim June 1, 2017

Grumpet

A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.

Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!

by jimbor August 31, 2006

grumper

1. A grumpy person 2. Totally lame.

1. Did you hear Denise whining about her hair? She's a total grumper.

2. No more pudding cups? Grumper!

by jatty July 20, 2009

grumpin

grumpin is the slang term for actively making yourself grumpy(to the extreme)

grumpin comes about while talking to Asians about big trucks, and fast cars (besides Toyota MR-2's)

by Bryan Harving November 4, 2007

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013

Grumpet

A female who is slightly angered, frustrated, or grumpy

Oh my god Chanel is being a major Grumpet today thanks to her monthly visitor.

by poopylongstockings September 12, 2006