Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.

I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.

by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Grumpen

The act of being made grumpy.

you talking is beginning to grumpen me

by John Syphilis November 17, 2010

gumpenstump

A person who is known to be especially goofy.

Little to no athletic ability, agility or coordination.

Completely unsmooth.

I can't believe that gumpenstump is tryin' out for the team!

by k0nflict June 4, 2009

Grumpelstiltskin

A person who is being grumpy.

"urgh, Steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!"

by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010

Grumpelstiltskin

a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason

use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name

Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!

Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.

Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)

by Jessie L June 13, 2007