Gronkle tronkus

A particularly girthy penis that’s is 40x more wide than it is in length

“I got stuck in a door way because of my magnum gronkle tronkus darn that thing gets in the way”

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

Glockledoodledoo

A fetish for hiding a pistol in your vagina

Did you hear about the sexy chick at the bar? I hear she’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Gorckle

When you have a bitch sucking your dick partially under water so that you can push her head down when she comes up for air. Then you gerj in her mouth while shes gasping for air.

Also see "Matzelle"
Also see "Bobart"

-"Damn that bitch gave a good gorckle.
-Girl: "I cant breathe"
Guy: "Shut up bitch and finish gorckling me"

by Kodotog September 12, 2006

gruckle

Any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man's foreskin. Similar to a speculum. Usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. Sometimes for sexual gratification.

"Hey Mike, can you help me get this gruckle off my junk? I think I put in too much cocaine."

by Samson the Mushroom Hunter March 29, 2014

grickle

a combination of groping & tickling a person

Richie went to tickle Tiffany but instead managed to grickle her.

by Capi-tan Madpants March 30, 2010

Gronkle

When you are an Australian slut and you are proud of it and don’t care about the haters

Jimmy: “what a thot”
Amber: “I’m Australian you idiot!”
Jimmy: “oh sorry.. gronkle”
Amber: “that’s what I thought!”

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019