Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
by anonymous January 29, 2005
Get the your ass is grass and I'm the mower mug.A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.
Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!
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used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.
"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"
"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
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Get the grass tastes bad mug.by vegetablist May 28, 2011
Get the grass grazer mug.An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.
Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
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Get the go touch some grass mug.What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.
Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
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