Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Jazz-gristle

A form of little-known jazz pioneered in the 1950s, combining earthy African-influenced rhythms with an ostentatious reflection of the growing materialism of the age.

The New Orleans jazz-gristle scene simmered in the summer of 1954.

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Christmas Gristle

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

gristle gut

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

by hugedumps October 9, 2005

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

gristle

What chicken McNuggets at McDonalds are made out of.

Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.

by Winston You Beauty! February 15, 2006