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Grandmas Tongue

When you slip your balls sack out of your pants and give your friends a look at her wrinkled tongue.
Anyone wanna see "Grandmas Tongue"?
by J Barracho June 16, 2012
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Grandmas Pizza

Pizza that someone eats after it has been left out for several days (aged) and resembles 'Grandma' with it's funky odor, fuzzy surface, and rigid texture.
John: Dude, What's that smell!!
Mark: Oh, It's probably this slice of Grandmas Pizza I found.
John: And you're eating it? Good God, It's starting to grow things on it!
Mark: ..it has character.
by JoshyJosh April 19, 2011
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Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.
Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.
by TSM April 5, 2005
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grandmas toenails

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails
That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!
by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008
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Grandmas are Heroes

A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.

I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree

My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me

I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.

A full year, before my first day of school

She was the one who made sure I learned

that respect is given, it is not earned

She said for those who would disagree things always worsen

For everyone notices, a disrespectful person

When children were playing, and Grandma was near

There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears

When children would fuss and threaten to brawl

She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"

For when the words of your mouth make others act violently

Your game of life, is best played silently.

Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,

their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.

She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.

Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.

Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.

Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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grandstanding

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.
by y20degrees May 7, 2004
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GrandMAAAAH

Something to moan when either:
1. Your having sex with a G.I.L.F.
2. You are climaxing when your grandmother walks in
We call Grandma Betty GrandMAAAAH ever since she walked in us.

When fucking a G.I.L.F. instead of moaning her name, replace it with GrandMAAAAH.
by aquapinch7 September 7, 2009
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