coconut grabber

a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now

- Where's Rico?
- That fucking coconut grabber is playing Clash Royale again.

by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021

cock grabber

one who grabs or reaches for any males penis, especially on multiple occasions.(accident or purposely)

"watch out if you have to walk by mitch he is a cock grabber"

"walking in this tight office is turning us into a bunch of cock grabbers and ass grabbers"

by magic taco January 28, 2008

Penis Grabber

soem one who grabs yah nob
aka a wanker
(NIK)

NIK
grabs nob
=Penis Grabber

by BennyBunny August 19, 2006

Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

by merdji1 June 21, 2012

Grief Grabber

One who competitively posts obituaries of deceased relatives in the hopes of receiving all the condolences before other relatives do. This requires a keen strealthness and complete lack of proper social tack.

Courtney is such a Grief Grabber she posted her Uncles Obituary on FB before his wife!

by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015

Mr. Banana grabber

I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.

Mr. Banana Grabber: Hey, Look, a seagull, gulp

by George Oscar Bluth December 30, 2008

truck grabber

when someone grabs the trucks of a skateboard when holding it and not the deck itself

guys look at that douch grabbing the trucks "what a truck grabber"

by rossthegoss August 15, 2010