Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018

Gourd

The third hand

Forget the love piston, I want me a good gourd to make 'em moan.

by 1piemanpie November 9, 2018

Gourd

A fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

“Hey Keelin, can you get the gourd for the feast please?”

by artymis August 7, 2021

Gourd-Type

A type of body commonly drawn by internet artists where the mass from the abdomen to the calf is proportioned above average, giving the character's body a shape similar to a Bottle Gourd. This is usually done either to exaggerate a character's appearance or more commonly to sexualize a character's appearance.

New post from @johnfemboy94, November 18 2022:
"Just failed NNN can yall stop putting gourd-type pcs on my feed asshats"

by Prowlerswag January 3, 2024

Egg Gourd

A southern term for a smooth round rock found in river beds, sometimes drilled out and used to make a makeshift explosive device

Boy howdy Roy, you see that egg gourd over yonder?

by DerpyPrengin June 24, 2020

Gourd Head

A person with a head shaped like a gourd, or perhaps a squash.

"Millie Bobby-Brown is kind of a Gourd Head, I don't know what else to say about it."

by MillyBobbyGourdHead November 27, 2025

Kim gourd

Chesney hawkes with tits

I am the one and only!!! Shh Kim gourd

your sounding like Chesney

by Horracewallace February 3, 2023