Guched

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

by Mended June 17, 2013

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Gouche Fairy

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.

"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"

by President of the Gouche Fairy September 26, 2011

gouche

The part of skin between a persons genitals and their anus.

Dude... you just kicked my gouche!

by sinistercow April 12, 2008

gouche snatcher

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas

Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher

by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011

Gouche Bag

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag

1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.

by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005

Goucher

A lovely pal who helps out his buds, likes the Beatles but is still rawkin.
Only ever speaks in binary.

Awh thanks for helping me, you're such a Goucher!

by 10010110 May 4, 2009