Guched 

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

Guched by Mended June 17, 2013

Guched Knife 

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

Guched Knife by Elaxist May 25, 2010

guched up

1. when someone or an animal is over-excited in the cutest way possible.

2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.

1. keewee the parrot flies to the window, to see his companion come home from school. Keewee's cheeks get very fluffy, and he dances around to show how guched up he is.

guched up by amazingabbyyyyy December 15, 2014

Gouched 

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Guche 

The piece of skin between your asshole and your nuttsack - at first seemingly useless, yet prevents a man from shitting on his own balls.

i've got a sore guche from riding my bicycle all day

Guche by b4st4rd December 28, 2005

dry gulched 

Ambushed

You got dry gulched.

dry gulched by English Jax November 12, 2013

Güchen 

the overall word for what is extremely cute. Used in many situations with the interjections "Oh" or "Ah!", Güchen defines all as being the cutest fucking thing in the world. To use güchen that means that a bunny rabbit in a field of flowers sucks monster cock to whatever you describe as cute.

Billy: "I failed my test today, but look at this puppy I got for my birthday!"

Evetta: "Oh! Güchen!"

Phillip: "Did you see Lesa's baby? It was SO cute"

Janine: "But not GÜCHEN cute though"

Güchen by rrocks15 June 2, 2011