Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015

Gorked

To mess up, fall short, screw up an opportunity in the game of baseball or other sports.

Man, he really gorked that play

by Gorkys Hernandez August 23, 2017

gorned

Taken advantage of in a painful way.

He felt gorned by the car dealer, who installed a part he didn't need.

by Pengyou19 October 19, 2015

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

gorded

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.

The other day I gorded. It was awesome.

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Gorfed

To eat too much

I gorfed that whole pizza down

by themom May 2, 2009

goredom

Goredom (verb): The act of looking at gore on the internet because of inescapable boredom.

1: Dude, there's nothing to do.

2: Nah... How about some goredom?
1: Sure, sounds fun.

Alternatively:
1: Nothing to do... I've got total goredom right now.

2: Go to /r/spacedicks, then.

1: Alright.

by anxqu13 August 30, 2013