Garzunkle

something that is messy, bothersome, or annoying

He's such a garzunkling man
What a Garzunkle!

by GraceAndMarissa April 29, 2011

gornkle

It is the great and reigning deity of everything gay. The beast of all beasts. A creature beyond us. We cannot fathom the mere existence the gornkle. He has no end, and and we don’t know if it’s origins. He slays. We love gornkle

Honoray: what’s that funny worm thing?
Lin: TIS THE gornkle. U-U

by THE GREAT BUSH January 22, 2023

Grunkle Stan

A law abiding citizen that pays his taxes, follows road safety laws and and runs a absolutely honest tourist attraction called The Mystery Shack he also does not steal radioactive acid from the US government nor does he commit crimes like Pug trafficking, Shoplifting or trespassing, he also is a completely honest person who has never scammed a single person in his life neither is he aware of the 7th dimensional triangle dream demon Dorito named Bill Cipher.

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! The cops are here again!
Stan: Not again! Now which one of these tiles is the trapdoor?

by The man in the walls August 6, 2023

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

grunkle

only awesome people have the name grunkle <3

what’s your name
grunkle, stan
YOO I LOVED THAT SHOWED

by awesomekin January 17, 2022

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003