Showed 

(v) to be in a state of embarrassment for yourself or someone else

1. "did you see the state of amanda last night?!"

"yeah, i was pure showed for the girl"

2. "omg, tripped over in front of my whole lecture theatre this morning..i'm showed for myself"

cringing embarrassed shamed

Showed by on yersel March 22, 2013

Showed 

past tense of show

"He showed her how to hook up the stereo"

Guy 1: Can i see a photo of your hot friend
Guy 2: I already showed her picture to you

Showed by SoftballUmpire February 2, 2010

showed my ass 

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

showed my ass by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

showed up 

ALSO: sho'd up
adj. (from pp. of rarely-used SHOW UP)

To have humiliated or outclassed another with superior demonstration of skill.

Masta C-Dub bust out last night wif some dat smoove freestylin,' and he done showed up all them wiggas, fo sho!

showed up by Carl Willis January 28, 2004

Showed Her My Dick 

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.

Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.

Showed Her My Dick by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008

Showed out 

When you go to Taco Bell and they fuck up your order and you go all jerry springer on their ass.

We almost went to the strip club but when we swung by tbell, the chick from surf city showed out over some enchiladas and we just all bailed.

Showed out by GatewayDrug September 22, 2014

showed em 

stating the obvious, saying something unfunny or lame

boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour

girl: aw you just showed em

showed em by yung greezy June 20, 2010