A law abiding citizen that pays his taxes, follows road safety laws and and runs a absolutely honest tourist attraction called The Mystery Shack he also does not steal radioactive acid from the US government nor does he commit crimes like Pug trafficking, Shoplifting or trespassing, he also is a completely honest person who has never scammed a single person in his life neither is he aware of the 7th dimensional triangle dream demon Dorito named Bill Cipher.
Mabel: Grunkle Stan! The cops are here again!
Stan: Not again! Now which one of these tiles is the trapdoor?
by The man in the walls August 6, 2023
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