gomstah

complete legend , who is hung AF , quality cod player and top tier twitter troll

i wish i was as cool as gomstah

by NOTGomsTaH November 30, 2013

Goobster

someone who is silly, weird and thinks he's funny.

Person 1: Have you seen that drummer from This Years Fashion?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a goobster!

by omgitsxkristin April 22, 2011

Gormster

Someone who is Gormless but you want to use a differant, more interesting term. (eg. Putting 'ster' on the end) The advantage to using this insult is that no one will no one what it means! (Not a Guarantee)

Matt: Hey Jack, you smell funny!

Jack: You're a complete gormster Matt.

Matt: What?

by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

Goometer

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.

OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!

by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

googst

Verb: To place googly eyes on objects they DEFINITELY belong on.

Oh man, he just googst your stapler.

by lit_trexinator2005 March 29, 2017

Patti Goodstriker

means to experience the very best of life by exploring new and interesting places with minimum of risk and worry. Lay back relax enjoy - life is good - enjoy each day.

Patti Goodstriker - It's like a massage where all you worries fall away and you fall asleep during the process - bliss!

by that nice man 51 February 10, 2010