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damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.
"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"
by gsxrchi September 17, 2012
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Gookgumpo

A gook that gumps food and spits it out it's ears at an incredible velocity.
The Gookgumpo hit me with that clump of food!
by Power Person December 4, 2022
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To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.
by lowkeylol January 12, 2021
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Gook flute

Big loud muffler, usually seen on crappy import cars (Honda Civic for example) with small engines.
Damn man, did you see that ricer do a fly-by with his gook flute Honda? That car is SLOW!
by Anuskasvo January 28, 2009
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gookinaid

The gnarliest drink ever created. Formulated by Bill Gookin. It comes in a powder like Kool-Aid. Thats all
-"Why is Farkas such a beast?"
-"Because he drinks Gookinaid... Duh."
by benthemagicbum January 27, 2009
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Grapefruit Goods

Clothing line, Urban Streetwear: Mens Apparel & Music Production Company
Joe: Should I wear my Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt or my Grapefruit Goods t-shirt?

Bob: DEFF, your Grapefruit Goods tee.

www.grapefruitgoods.com
by Frank Mcdole June 29, 2010
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gook ham

when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.
Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."
by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009
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