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gordmans

A sexual position in which one would have some poor bastards mother.

Gordmans is what one would call your mom when she's in the fetal position with ones dick in her ass.
Friend #1 "Dude I just tried to gordmans your mom and it worked!" Friend #2 "Well I hope you cleaned the sheets afterwards."
by Forces95 May 31, 2017
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young goodman brown

That boy Kelly has a large young goodman brown
by ATuckerFucker March 22, 2016
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Saul Goodman

A character from the tv show “Better Call saulyou better call him if you are in legal trouble and/or have I tiny penis
Yo man, I think that’s Saul Goodman
by Dictatorship September 7, 2022
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goodman

To put it simply, A Goodman is to destroy an object beyond any recognition. To so badly own and harmfully crush resistance to the point that the victim's own mother would not recognize him/her. The person who commits a Goodman is entitled to unbridled respect, shock, and awe, because of their prowess in all walks of life.
1.
"DUDE....THOSE NUKES TOTALLY PULLED A GOODMAN ON NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA".

2.
"Yo...Man... Kimbo Slice is the master of pulling a Goodman".

3.
"Hey, did you hear? Jim's dog got hit by a tractor-trailer, then run over by a 16-wheeler, and crushed under a collapsing bridge...man. it suffered through one hell of a Goodman"
by Whatsgood May 28, 2008
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Todd Goodman

1. Composer
2. lame
3. but pretty cool sometimes
4. Ginger to the MAXXX
5. The mastermind behind Ensemble Immersion
6. Very much loved by his composition students :)
Mr. Goodman is way cooler than Mr. Lauffer.

"That's like starting jingle bells on la!"-Todd Goodman

"How did a bunch of high schoolers get me a bottle of vodka?"-Todd Goodman
by one of your students, sir! August 5, 2008
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Goodman

An individual who claims to be dominant in most activities however is extremely average in all cases.
Im the best here at fifa.

Stop being a goodman.
by P daddy diddy May 5, 2010
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Goodman’d

Being ignored or abruptly hung up on with the promise to “call you right back” because a more important call than you is coming through.

Named after the creator of the term J. Goodman
Omg I can’t believe he just Goodman’d me.
by DLaF February 3, 2022
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