Brown Gonzalez 

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.

Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!

Brown Gonzalez by needs4crying May 25, 2009

Angelina Gonzalez 

A girl who can be a little shy sometimes, needs a little help getting out of her skin. She does have a ROCKN' bod, though. She needs friends and most likely has depression, but you need to help her get out of it! Angelina Gonzalez's don't come around that much, so cherish the time you have with her. They will be your best friend.

Person1: Go talk to Angelina Gonzalez, she looks a little lonely.
Person2: Okay, she seems nice.

Angelina Gonzalez by Fab_Women000001 October 26, 2016

angeline gonzales

A charlatan who will take your money.

Angeline Gonzales stole $115 from me. What a Charlatan.

angeline gonzales by Angeline is a charlatan July 30, 2017

Adrian Gonzalez

A Mexican who plays football. A sexy motherfucker who gets all the girls. An Adrian can be your friend. A kind motherfucker with a bigass cock. An Adrian can take a punch to the liver. He usually likes black/mexican/Asian girls. He will rock you're world. Goes to the gym every day to impress the girls. Cares about his family most. His big cock can leave a girl full of cum. Don't mess with an Adrian when he's angry you don't like it when he's angry. An Adrian is a smartass who gets A and B on his report card. Gets dms from girls mostly evergday. Has a big pair of hairy ballsacks. Pretty tall. Shy in school. Takes shits in his house everyday. A big ass Mexican you don't wanna mess with. Farts in his room but not around the girls. Adrian is a fucking Mexican football player who has a big pair of ballsacks and gets the girls.

Girl 1: Have you seen that Mexican football player?

Girl 2: Yea Adrian Gonzalez with that big dick that fucked me.

Girl 3: Yea Adrian Gonzalez is my friend.

Adrian Gonzalez by marcusbitch June 3, 2019

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

Speedy Gonzales by David December 15, 2004

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

Alberto Gonzales by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008

The Gonzales

The Gonzales is an advanced sexual maneuver named after its founder Mr P. Gonzales. It involves the "woman" figure in the relationship to be strapped down forcefully, and held captive (of course just acting, rather than reality) for a period of some days. The woman figure is forcefully fed from a nutrient tube, or nutrient dildo from which he/she must slowly suck all that they will live on for a period of unknown proportion. The mixture must incorporate the required nutrients for life of course, along with small traces of semen, slowly increasing over the period. The semen should be that of the sexual partner's in order to heighten the sense of intimacy. The maneuver is best performed strapped to a chair, and their should be some form of inflatable dildo underneath that inflates at key moments during the sexual acts, either into the vagina, or rectum if it should be a male in the chair. "The Gonzales" usually lasts roughly 4-5 days, and can be performed with either a man or woman, though P.Gonzales' preference is a male to share his (what some would call sick) fantasies with. P.Gonzales has a doctorate in alternate sexual fetishes from Oxford University, London, and is a world renowned professor on the subject. This maneuver should not be performed by the feint of heart, and P.Gonzales' in-depth guide should be consulted on his website, which includes information on many more moves, this being his signature move, hence its name "The Gonzales".

Hey ross, you wanna go bak to mine tonight and perform "The Gonzales" for a few days?

The Gonzales by Anon76 August 3, 2009