Gonoherpesyphilaids

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.

I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?

by Antjaw September 16, 2004

GonaHerpaCyphillAids

what you catch when you sleep with some nasty crack whore with a wide-on

"yo i slept with that crack whore last night to stop from getting blue balls bitch gave me GonaHerpaCyphillAids now my dicks got the dripp"
"I bet you wish you still had blue balls"

by clinic worker March 10, 2009

Gonch Pad

The backside of the kneecap.

The man caressed my gonch pad

by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019

Gonta Gokuhara

Best

Gonta Gokuhara is best boy

by Ranibow Skui January 27, 2021

killing goethe

this refers to the process of masturbation, a slang created in the game World of WarCraft.

Sometimes guys get in a circle and all kill goethe ont a biscuit, the first and last guys to kill goethe must split the biscuit in half and eat it.

Sorry I'm late for the raid, I was killing Goethe.

by Maroki June 24, 2006

gontlemen

intentional misspelling of 'gentlemen'

Gontlemen, if you are under six feet tall, WAYSA? Hot chicks won't fuck you.

by chef dee August 23, 2006

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.

damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

by nicolemarie12345 February 10, 2007