Gopher Gooking

The technique used by those of Gook descent in which the gook pops his/her head out of a hole similar to the way a gopher would out of a tunnel.

Oshit that CZ just gopher gooked me!

by new June 2, 2003

gacking off

when a guy jacks off without showering for a couple of days (2 OR MORE).

BOB: today i was gacking off

by chivorey March 26, 2009

gacking

When your cat gets a random huge energy burst and runs around the house jumping on stuff and knocking things over like a little shit head.

I didn't get much sleep cause my cat was gacking all night.

by Friendlytoad May 19, 2016

Gucking

The autocorrect word for fucking but ducking means it’s hipster edgy

It’s more pg13

It’s an adjective to show how much you love something. It adds to the sentence like very.
It’s a meme

Yo i gucking love your dog
I am gucking edgy

by Pebble44 June 6, 2018

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

Gucking

The word, 'Fuck', but with a 'G

"Seriously, for gucks sake, get it in there already"

"You're so gucking cool for coming up with this, Jake!"

"Oh guck no!"

by TheGuck March 31, 2020