glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

glamping

glamorous camping; when rich bitches can pay someone to do all the work for them

"Oh Heathcliffe dear, I'm ever so glad we are glamping this weekend. By the way,is the butler done catching our trout?"

by princess consuela bananahammoc October 7, 2008

Gumpin' Out

1. Verb; Similar to a "Black-Out" state of mind; the victim will look haggard and despondent; usually whilst laying on a comfy couch/comfy area with drool appearing from the corners of the mouth.

2. Adjective; He looks "Gumped Out".

1. After minutes of no text reply from my significant other, I came to the conclusion that he was "Gumpin' Out".

2. After wine, ice-cream, and peanut butter cookies, Chad sat on the couch and appeared to be "Gumped Out".

by LightRailCoyote February 15, 2014

glumpenshcramble

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

by GIMOOSH December 6, 2022

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

glumpkin

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

by harry s taint September 22, 2011