Glump

Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude April 07, 2016

Glump

An unmeasured scoop of a viscous substance that holds it form

I asked for a glump of mayo on my sandwich.

by Bfrankaboutit August 18, 2022

glump

a combination of moody and down in the dumps and gloomy.

Jaida was all glump today.

by jaidakemper April 13, 2019

Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.

You are looking extremely glump today.

by Mr. G. Lump August 23, 2023

Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.

My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.

by Forest Glump June 03, 2024

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 07, 2024

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 26, 2020