glenelg highschool

The school every other highschool hates in Howard county. Sports are insane (but so political) and so are the kids. Rednecks to spoiled brats Glenelg has it all.... Everyone describes Glenelg as Racist. Although some kids are, most are not. Kids have their drama and so do the parents..... but even with all the problems no one would trade the Glenelg family for anything

I just drove a bop away to an address that turns out to be Glenelg Highschool.

When’s drive your tractor to school day?

by Farmerjoe12 June 9, 2018

Shady Glen

A sub-par restaurant nestled in the confines of Manchester, Connecticut. Shady Glen originated in 1949 by two elderly people but was purloined by a miserly old man and his wife swindling son. Famous for their really over priced, substandard, fried cheese burgers and ice cream. Every day hoards of ungrateful old geezers show up for their daily rations (consisting of: minidukie soup, undercooked meat, and ice cream to facilitate the liquefied bowel movements) after which they tip very poorly and complain. Employees often disgruntled by low pay. They make a habit to contaminate the food as much as possible by coughing, sneezing, etc. Some even relieve themselves in the bathrooms and proceed to prepare food without washing hands. Mentally handicapped people are often employed here to consume massive quantities of soda to fill their catheter (unbeknownst by managerial staff). All in all not a very good restaurant to eat at.

"I remember Shady Glen back in my day"
"Honey!!"
"Are you enjoying your Shady Glen cheeseburger?"
"Good to know, uuuupthebutt, Good times, shlup!"(words overheard at said restaurant)
*ravenous farting sound from bathroom* "Made a mess!"
"Easy donkey"
"23 sodas, 12 waters"
Oh boy oh boy a Shady Glen Cheeseburger!

by Aldick Wesbutt January 11, 2010

Geonon

Being a Mage and Being Bad ass, all while being a prick and tolling on the forums

theres Only one Geonon On the forums.

by Munionator December 7, 2009

The Glen

When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"

by ttung95 December 5, 2019

geonhak

a sweet guy, although he looks intimidating. someone who loves his friends and will do anything to make them happy. he’s witty and charming, and doesn’t know how to tell others “no.” complains about being called cute, but is naturally a cute person. someone with a lot of duality.

“hey, who’s that cute guy over there?”
“oh, that‘s geonhak!”

by sweetsunshine January 11, 2021

glen dirty

another popular term used by the natives of glen burnie, maryland. aka....murdaland. If you live in the ghetto of Glen Burnie you are allowed to use this term.

Guy 1*stares at a kid on a broke-ass bike*: Where the hell is that kid from, yo?
Guy 2: Psh that kid's from Glen Dirty son!

by Lil Debbie December 24, 2007

Glenbard North

A large high school in Carol Stream, Illinois, part of the Glenbard 87 School District. Often referred to as a prison because it has no windows, and must be heated with bunsen burners because the school is at a constant 56 degress. Hallways are color-coded so that you don't get lost at there is no outside point of reference (see above). Glenbard North (often referred to as GBN) is the loner school in the district, hated by East, South, and West, because it is so far away from them. Sometimes confused with Glenbrook North (especially after the hazing incident) and known for getting into a brawl with Fremd High School during the football playoffs in 2007. Their mascot is the panther, and wrestling is a frickin cult.

Kid 1: Why are you wearing jeans and a sweatshirt when it's 80 degrees outside?
Kid 2: I go to Glenbard North.

by GBNyb February 15, 2009