prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.

Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.

by clinton sounds April 11, 2005

seduceous gland

N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.

John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"

by Dr. Supersexyawesomecoolman July 1, 2008

James Gandolfini

Former character actor who finally starred in a leading role as the Mob boss matriarch on HBO's The Sopranos. He was great then, but proves to be even better now. He now proves to be a remarkable actor.

Where will Gandolfini go when "The Sopranos" is over with? Maybe he'll consider leading role.

by Kyle February 23, 2005

memory glands

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life

My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands

by youzafoo April 23, 2011

Gandolfining

Getting too drunk/high as to where you pass out in an odd position, which makes it look like you are dead.

"We came home last night and he was gandolfining against the wall, next to the front door."

"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"

"I got fini'd last night"

by grandmastergig July 7, 2013

glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Grandomastery

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.

The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.

by Grandomastery October 17, 2021