Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.

Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

GouchiPhone

You know, like, when the area between your testicles and your anus is used to communicate after you were raped at an impromptu Orgy where you were also chainsawed in half. Communication, you know like, repeated taps, hitting, involuntary twitches, spasms, and how friends talk with friends, right? Like,. . .that's how friends communication with friends right? Like, after an impromptu Orgy where you were both raped and chainsawed in half when you truly wanted to speak with and possibly both further healthy relations possibly resulting in being romantic partners, possibly. But then, since birth, you repeatedly have been forced to endure medical symptoms that can easily not occur, but do anyway to further hierarchial structures of academics and other "power". Though, "power" isn't truly occurring, and I truly chose to be a medical doctor to help because no one should have to experience the harm that was done to me and the limitations that were without good purpose. GucciPhone.

I was trying to sleep, but my head felt like a hand pressed against a wall someone "planned as torture", yet not naturally occurring and needing some electronics to truly work, and, the same with my GouchiPhone, that needs electronics to function, yet some use to further outdated science and medical "conclusions" and "symptoms", my Gouchiphone kept telling me that I was a male and forever am harmful to all females because males are sexually attracted to females and any sexual <thought> (though not chosen) truly was "harm you were doing to yourself." And you're bad and an inferior male because your penis isn't as developed as many other men. And you're inferior and kids hate you merely because they don't like you andor want to "brand" themselves/"differentiate" themselves from you. You didn't choose to think this, but, hey, that's the GouchiPhone for you!

by Def2049 May 6, 2019

Guchibah

Something strange; absurd

OMG that's so guchibah.

by raioxys May 30, 2019

giuchi

the most beautiful, intelligent and baddest bitch alive aka me ;)

guy 1: Oh… there’s giuchi right there!
giuchi 2: No u fuckin idiot that’s Paris Hilton.

by Giuchi November 22, 2021

Guchicho

the coolest dude on the block

Craig: ayo is that karl
Karl: nah thats Guchicho, hes the coolest dude on the block

by honorary Mexican April 8, 2022

Charmaine Gauchi

She's the hero Malta deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, Covid will hunt her, because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

*The Gauchi races up a ramp into a blinding light*
*END CREDITS*

"You either die a Charmaine Gauchi, or you live long enough to become a Robert"

by buzzmejjet May 21, 2020