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Gerkin

I'm hungry for some gerkins
by Anonymous September 11, 2002
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geraint

A Welsh name, meaning old man, belonging to me.
Geraint likes to say Tzonga
by Geraint Thomas April 16, 2004
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Gerlin

A slang or an abusive word for Berlin, the capital city of Germany. The source of the slang is unclear. There are two possible versions it:
1) A cut from the name of the country, that is, GERmany.
2) From the adjective "Girly", that means- the city is either girly, or has some nice girls.
"I was in Gerlin a few months ago. You know, I gotta admit, that is a kinda nice city!"

"In 1989, after the fall of the Berlin wall, West Berlin and East Berlin reunited into the city of Gerlin."
by Urban_Fellow May 31, 2006
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Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
by Will R Fry December 20, 2008
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jerkin the gerkin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
by Braveheart January 9, 2004
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garwin

A die hard communist who believes the whole world sucks and is pointless, yet still has believe in god. garwin is amazingly awesome and spends too much time on teh interweb.
Wow I can completely see Garwin as the next Stalin. But he has to stop modding his computer first....
by Garwizzle November 1, 2007
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Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010
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